The Tuner Commandments

This has got to be one of the funniest things that I have ever read. It's TRUE. Heed every word.
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THE TUNER TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shalt not place an overly large rear downforce wing on a front wheel drive car. i.e. triple decker aluminum wings are always a no no.

2. Thou shalt not race every vehicle on the road.

3. Thou shalt not put more than one color of neon lighting on the same car at the same time.

4. Thou shalt not put vinyl graphics on a stock car.

5. Thou shalt not drive around for two years with an unpainted body kit.

6. Thou shalt not drive with more than one style wheel on the car (unless you're at the drag strip or happened to get a flat tire)

7. Thou shalt not place stickers on a car of products not installed on that car, and stickers, no matter how cool you think they are, do not add horsepower.

8. Thou shalt not strip the interior out of a street car in an attempt to go faster, your 16 second car won't notice if you lose the 50 pounds of passenger and rear seats.

9. Thou shalt not make crazy horsepower claims from an un-built car. Your intake and exhaust didn't take your single cam to 200 horsepower.

10. Thou shalt not ever claim to be the fastest around, remember, there's always somebody faster; whether you know it or not.